Friday, March 13, 2015

New at Lumiere

Summer is just around the corner and time to get your home patio ready for those backyard cookouts.  Whats the one thing that can destroy a cookout?  THOSE PESKY FLIES AND MOSQUITOES!  For that, Lumiere is proud to  introduce its new Bugger Zapper Plasma.  This is one powerful bug zapper.  It's got 1 MILLION volts of electricity flowing through its plasma field guaranteed to fry any critters ass that tries to fly through it.  And for you ladies, that powerful enough to fry your partner's face off when he gets drunk and hits on your best friend.  Just cram his face in it and bingo.... you got one ugly sucker.

Check out the ad below.  I know you will want to one of these.

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